Joke Time!

[Alan]

Share jokes and funstuff in this thread!

Life's getting tough sometimes so a little joke won't hurt. No political jokes please.

 

[i'm nobody]

Welcome! Here’s just enough space to change your mind

 

[Alan]

"If you take a dump the whole house stinks. If you light a match afterwards you blow the house away."

 

[dawsonlems]

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

 

[sharp 3y3$]

What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity?
Nothing. He was too shocked to speak.

 

[redZZzzz]

Why did the photo go to jail? It was framed.